Narla: Hi Paddy. WOW! So much room, you should see my place, its tiny!
Paddy: You’re kinda cute, wanna play a fun game?
DAY 3 Narla: Guess what Paddy! I found these little squawky things down the back. we should chase them. They can’t even run fast.
Paddy: Jesus, don’t even look at them. The old bitch gets really upset if you go near them. Its ‘the box’ for hours if I go there. But we can do other games.
Narla: I SAID… I DON”T LIKE THAT GAME, give it a rest already!
Narla: What are those huge things in the paddock?
Paddy: Giants, I don’t know, I don’t go there…they’re too scary, and the gate gives me a pain all over when I go through. I’m never going in there again.
Narla: They keep talking to me, but when I talk back that Monie bitch comes out and makes me go in the cupboard. I went in four times yesterday!
Paddy: Yeah she can be scary too, I keep away from her and be careful around the kids. The big one gets me into trouble all the time. Wanna play a neat game?
Narla: If its that dumb one you keep trying …NO!
Paddy: Did you see the lightening last night? Man I was so scared when the thunder started…but the whole sky lit up.
Narla: I see what you mean about the girls. Blimin calling me in and shutting the door just when I get there. Then that Monie bitch comes out and screams at me! sheesh!
Paddy: Yeah, but we wouldn’t be locked up here in the box if you hadn’t kept trying to get in the house, ya dickhead!
Narla: How was I to know the kids were playing a game! Anyway I’m going. Your box smells like dead ants.
Paddy: Hey! WTF! How’d you do that.
Narla: Just pushed it… La la la…I love just running around here.
Paddy: Hey come and push it open for me so I can get out.
Narla: …push it yourself…ya dickhead!
Monie: Get back in the box and stop barking, ya dickhead!
Narla: Hey I was just talking to Paddy, Oh Man…shes mean.
Paddy: Wanna play a game?
Narla: Can you keep an eye out for my collar. The Boss is gunna be cross.
Paddy: Who’s the Boss?
Narla: The boss at my house. Mostly it’s him, but sometimes, I’ve gotta watch out for her. She can be mean like Monie. I thought I was safe with no collar to grab, but Monie just picked me up and carried me all the way to the cupboard. I hate that cupboard. Smells like rubbish.
Paddy: Are you going home?
Narla: One day I guess. If I don’t have the collar I’m screwed tho.
Narla: Wanna play Paddy?
Paddy: Yep! My game?
Narla: NO! Lets just run around…
Narla: Hey while you’re running around, can you watch out for my collar?
Narla: I’m gunna miss you Paddy Malone.
Paddy: I’m gunna miss you too Narla. Maybe we could play my game later?